Pre-DC Cast Meeting

~ Pre-Darkside Chronicles Cast Meeting~

Steve: CLERD!
Leon: _{Damn. Him again...} This is the wrong scene, Steve-o! _{Are you sure you don't want me to do anything about him?}
Claire: It's OK, Leon. He just got lost...
Steve: CLERRRD!
Leon: _{Somebody please make use of the electricity in that dog collar.} Look, this is the scene for Memories of a Lost City, dude, or does this look like a prison? The set for A Game of Oblivion is next door.
Steve: Really? Oh... OK. But Alfred is here, too!
Leon: And he's busy. Don't you have any lines to learn?
Steve: Hey I'm a pro! I know em backwards... This guy is beggin' to get his ass kicked! You're nothing more than a coward! Show yourself, damn it! See? Didn't expect that, huh!
Leon: Awesomesauce. Now, can you please step aside, we're trying to take a picture. And take Alfred with you when you go... and tell Ada she's wearing the wrong outfit.
Steve: Okaydoke. But I wanna be in the picture. Can I be in the picture? Clerd?
Leon: _{Geez, I didn't know your name was so difficult to pronounce.}
Claire: I'm sorry, Steve. This is for Rae.
Steve: Oh puhleeease... Clerd?
Leon: Hey, Steve, I think it's Spongebob time! There's a TV in the toy store across the street.
Steve: Oh damn, you're right!! Thanks, man, I owe you one! See ya later guys!
Claire: Wait. How did you...
Leon: The pants.
Claire: Oh. Well, you got a point there.
Leon: But sweetheart, please remind me again why you signed up for the remake of the episode on Rockford Island.
Claire: Later. Now smile nicely, and take the picture.

*click*

HAPPY (belated) BIRTHDAY, DEAR !!!

Sorry again that I couldn't finish this yesterday.


A/N:

I have nothing against Steve... but his remarks were really hard to endure... I do hope he comes back though, as the rather open ending in the Darkside Chronicles suggests. It would be awesome to see if Wesker (who mustn't be dead either ) managed to punch some sense into that goof.

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